How to Feel Manly in a Minivan

The Desperate Dad's Survival Guide. For every guy who has wondered how he could possibly become a dad while preserving any masculinity, sanity or dignity, this practical and hilarious guide will teach you. Written by Craig Boreth.

• From the Back Cover:
• For every guy who has wondered how he could possibly become a dad while preserving any masculinity, sanity or dignity, this practical and hilarious guide will teach you HOW TO FEEL MANLY IN A MINIVAN...and many other essential self-preservation techniques for new dads.
• Men are ill equipped to face the challenges of fatherhood, but we've always made a noble effort: engaging in the meaningful sex, attending the breast-feeding class without giggling, and staying sober during the college planning. But the time has come for new dads to suffer no more.
• Veteran dad and author Craig Boreth sets out to smooth the path to paternity, showing desperate new dads:
• HOW TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE READY, from abandoning your entire existence to preparing for the biggest challenge of all: being useless. 
• HOW TO GET FIT FOR FATHERHOOD, since that pudgy butterball will smack you down faster than a jilted stripper and make you sicker than Tijuana tap water. 
• HOW TO maintain the illusion of control, from remaining conscious during delivery to telling pushy parents where to stick their unsolicited advice. 
• HOW TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN, from getting that #[email protected]%&! song out of your head to appreciating your wife the MILF...and much more in this entertaining, life-saving, fully illustrated guidebook that no new dad should be without.

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